UK sports headlines have been dominated in recent weeks by the Lazarus-like return to top-level management of 1970s soccer hero Kevin Keegan (56).
The HB (who is to football as Queen Victoria was to hang-gliding) happens to have the same surname as the ever-bouffant KK.
He notes: 'I dropped off some items for dry cleaning today, giving my name when asked by the friendly assistant.
'Without looking up, she said: "So are you Kevin Keegan's dad?"
'When I had regained the power of speech, I gently informed her that Kevin is my junior by a mere twelve months.
'The poor woman was mortified - and we decided to agree that she must have been thinking of Kev as he was in his glory days, some thirty years ago.
'There cannot be any other explanation, can there?
'Don't all speak at once....'