
How kind of author Steve Tilley to mention Mr G in his December web roundup column.
The Gnome remarks: 'One adores the publicity. But in such serious company I feel a little out of place, rather like a sequin on a cassock....
'Mr Tilley says that I 'point the camera' at myself a little more than is necessary.
'Not guilty. I have a very amenable Human Being to do all the snapping for me.
'In any case, why keep a dog....?
'Too many pictures of moi? Oh please.
'Anyone would think I was an egnomaniac with a level of self-regard to make Miss Piggy look like Mother Theresa.
'Why has it gone quiet...?'
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