Mr Gnome is in a state of barely suppressed frenzy as he anticipates a visit to the Bantam Team Rooms, Chipping Campden.The Bantam Tearooms, in his opinion, are as close as one can get on this planet to the Platonic ideal of quintessentially English teashop-ness.
Let the home-made cakes be brought forth, let the warm crumbly scones be dolopped liberally with clotted cream.
One could continue - but the tidal wave of delight overwhelms man and gnome....
