Mr G's resident HB (Human Being) lives in a trendy block of flats with a communal area for garbage dumping.
The HB popped down to the rubbish store recently to deposit some, er, rubbish.
A glance into one of the bins revealed this treasure trove of nearly-new belts, bags and shoes.
They are now on sale at the nearby Oxfam Shop.
How smug did the HB feel to receive the gratitude of the assembled Oxfam shop ladies?
'Hurrah for re-cycling,' says Mr G.
Adding a crisp 'Tsk!' in the general direction of a shoe-shedding fashionista with more money than sense.