Would-be restaurant reviewer Mr Gnome commented enthusiastically last year on Leamington Spa's tip-top La Coppola eatery.As well as commending its value-for-money menu and cheerful service, Mr G noted that La Coppola's unusual frontage made a charming and colourful addition to the town-centre streetscape.
Fast-forward to now and the distressing news that owners Charlotte and Parham Ahmadi are obliged to remove the awnings, shutters and window boxes that lend their premises its zestful individuality.
It seems that Warwick District Council's building inspector Keith Turner feels that the ground-floor awning has 'unbalanced the architectural harmony' of the terrace.
And according to the report in the Leamington Spa Courier, he also opines that 'the upstairs awnings "completely alter" the appearance of the building and their bright colour is "out of place and unduly conspicuous".'
Oh please, sighs Mr Gnome.
La Coppola is conspicuous? How dreadful.
It's colourful? Quelle horreur.
It has unbalanced the street's architectural harmony?
Of course it has, opines Mr G. In the way that a ray of sunshine unbalances a blah day.
Mr G urges Mr Turner to relax, pour himself a crisp glass of Frascati and allow a hint of whatever is the Italian equivalent of bonhomie to steal into his soul.
It's not too late to change your mind, Mr T.
Resist blandness, proclaims Mr Gnome.
1 comment:
Amen.
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