'Understatement? Overrated!' Thus opines Mr Gnome when in a provocative mood.
Mr G's current enthusiasm is 'statement footwear', with special reference to the life-enhancing potential of the colour red.
So definite, so uncompromising, so 'out there'.
No one will be shocked, therefore, to learn that he's wildly enthusiastic about the fabulous foot furniture illustrated above.
Can you put name to shoe?
Of course you can.
But what about this pair?