BBC Radio Coventry and Warwickshire, capriciously (and predictably) leaving all the talking to his human associate.
Alerted by the Royal Shakespeare Company's press office, reporter Nicki Murphy probed the motivation behind Mr Gnome's status as (probably) the smallest and least human dedicatee of a sponsored brick, a popular element of the massive Transformation Project that is, er, transforming the Company's Stratford home to a renewed theatre space that will cause an international sensation when it opens in 2011.
Or so Mr Gnome predicts.
Broadcast goes out next week.
Nice of them to ask us. Perhaps Sir Ian and Dame Judi were busy?