Sunday, 17 May 2009

Romans in the gloaming

To Stratford for the second public performance of the Royal Shakespeare Company's new production of William Shakespeare's ever-popular toga-tearer Julius Caesar.

As we enter the auditorium two mud-and-blood-encrusted actors are on stage, exhaustedly stalking each other with the occasional grunt-and-grapple engagement. Then, as the play begins, one pins his rival to the floor and despatches him - with a bite to the neck. Nice.

The show is all of a piece with this initial image. Director Lucy Bailey and her design team conjure up a far-from sunny ancient Italy, where an elegant civilisation seems constantly on the brink of bloody anarchy.

The action is accompanied by a high-volume percussive soundtrack and a series of huge projected images, sadly not clearly visible from our side of the thrust stage.

That fine actor Greg Hicks, in the title role, brilliantly suggests the blinkered self-admiration that has fuelled the seemingly so-reasonable conspiracy hatched by the cool-headed Cassius (excellent John Mackay) and his fellow plotters.

Caesar's line 'Let me have men about me that are fat ... Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much' will probably get laughs. Next to the spectral Hicks, the slender Mackay looks positively chubby.

I guess the play's most challenging role is that of the thoughtful, troubled Brutus (Sam Troughton, above), whose journey charts the terrifying consequences of a decision to do a bad thing for a good reason.

As Mark Antony, the well-fleshed Darren D'Silva, seizes his 'Friends, Romans and countrymen' opportunity with relish, the fickle populace duly u-turning in response to his rhetoric.

With luck, the director will rethink the distracting repertoire of stylised jerk-and-twitch movements assigned to the Roman citizenry.

Criticisms? Shouty moments (plenty of these) are punctuated by occasional passages where one wants to call, 'Speak up, lads.' With luck, these variations in dynamics will even out as the performers settle in to their roles.

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Chuff or chop?

A recent visit to the National Gallery prompted a recollection of the basics of art appreciation.

Years ago I was in the NG shop, browisng the postcards - as one does. (You see all the pictures in the collection without the bother of traipsing around the vast building.)

To my right is a mother with her young son - about five years old.

He's staring intently at a couple of cards and is clearly in an agony of indecision.

Meanwhile his mother is losing patience: 'Come on, make up your mind. You can have one card. Now decide - the steam train, or the beheading....'

I haven't noticed the tall man browsing quietly to my left. He, like me, appreciates the little boy's dilemma.

He's less restrained than me. I hear him murmur (deep New England tones): 'Tough choice, kid...."

The works of art under consideration are shown above.

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Mr Gnome's Rest Home for Tired Words

Do you worry about 'overworked' words? You do? Me too.

Take this pair.

Time was when the figurative use of 'icon' and 'iconic' denoted something of an accolade. Big endorsement.

Not any more. Just about anything getting a recognition score of more than five out of ten qualifies for 'iconic' status: 'the Marmite jar, the iconic sine qua non of the British tea table' - and so on....

Having got this far, a chill breeze of self-doubt prompts Mr Gnome to search the blog for appearances of the 'i-words'.

He finds three occurrences with reference to, in order, Valerie Singleton, Mr Gnome himself - and The Wizard of Oz.

Hmm. One rests one's case.

Any suggestions of other words in need of respite care?

Monday, 4 May 2009

Various Voices

Mr Gnome was privileged to visit the recent Various Voices international choral festival at London's South Bank Centre.

A rainbow-hued diversity of ensembles gathered beside the Thames, united by their love of that most joyful of human activities - singing together.

Mr G relished contributions from North America, Holland, Germany, Scotland, England and Ireland.

Special mention to the splendid singers of the Vancouver Men's Chorus, performing outside North America for the very first time. Dashing, dignified, disciplined and gimmick-free - inspiring and uplifting. Hurrah!

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Wilde card

To the Stratford-upon-Avon Literary Festival - on an impulse - to hear Gyles Brandreth promote the latest in his series of murder mystery novels, featuring Oscar Wilde moonlighting as an amateur detective.

Brandreth is a bit of a one - clever, witty, charming, hyper-energetic and, in my view, very definitely a good egg.

The venue was an opulent, though chilly, tent in the Bancroft Gardens. The audience was small, bordering on microscopic. Maybe fifty of us. But Gyles was unfazed and proceed to offer a masterclass in 'working a room', puffing his book and giving us an informative and highly entertaining hour.

Gyles was educated at Bedales School in the 1960s, where once a week he played Scrabble with the school's retired founder John Haden Badley, who had known Oscar Wilde in his youth - which helped launch his lifelong enthusiasm for Wilde.

Solid potato salad


Mr Gnome celebrates the sheer, mind-boggling
bizarrerie of that long-gone entertainment genre known as 'variety'.

Here are the Ross Sisters who start off not unlike the celebrated Andrews Sisters - and then, whoosh, they go into their, er, 'speciality'....

Thanks to kind Mr Robert Lindsay for drawing my attention to this remarkable trio.

Friday, 1 May 2009

Duffy

Mr Gnome cheers lustily at the appointment of Carol Ann Duffy as Poet Laureate.

He feels no shame in admitting that his knowledge of Ms Duffy's ouevre is limited to one poem.

But what a poem - the much anthologised 'Prayer'.

The HB has committed it to memory - feel free to ask him for a recitation should you so wish.

Mr G would reproduce 'Prayer' here, were it not for the fact that his wish to introduce this great sonnet to his readers is exceeded in strength (only just) by his respect for the author's copyright.