More than a tea break

Mr Gnome is mortified. Months have slipped by without an addition to his 'blog'. Readers, if there were any, have surely dispersed to the four winds...


To be truthful, Mr G has not been entirely Trappist. Such is the onward oomph of technology that he now prefers to offer his opinions to the world via the medium of his human associate's Facebook page - and also of his Flickr album.

Whatever. Today Mr Gnome has, of course, abandoned himself to the celebration of the Bard's birthday. Hurrah!